I believe it was a pre-drug addled Whitney who sang something about teaching children well then letting them lead the way. Well, not only was the former Mrs Brown wrong about how much crack her system could handle before her face started melting off, in the case of a nasty prank at one of Missouri’s fine, higher education establishments she was wrong about the learning then leading thing, too. Two Tigers are in cuffs after scattering cotton balls in front of the campus’ black culture center.

According to reports the kids were 19 and 21, so one of them was obviously not old enough to get into the bars and not cool enough to get invited to the parties. But the other? What was that person’s excuse? Judging by the reporting, even the local news outlets seem flabbergasted by the whole thing. KMOV simply explained the whole story in the headline- they must know the stupidity speaks for its self.

My stupidity must speak for its self as well though, because this just screws with my head in more ways than one. First of all, I am one of those people who thought with education came learning, and with learning (or copious amounts of weed) came a higher (*snicker*) level of thinking and being. Damn! Second, here I was all thinking we might actually be getting somewhere with this race issue, ya know, since electing the first black President. Double Damn!

But, seriously, a racial prank of that magnitude in 2010. Not cool, Mizzou dweebs, even when you are bored and stuck the middle of a state that has more rednecks than there are dueling banjos to play. Not cool.