As the final restitutional measure of her probation, Sasha has agreed to write a blog post on the election this year.
Hi, me is Sasha and me is Melody’s fearless puppy (that is why I don’t tell her ’bout earthquake and aftershocks… but, hers told me not to talk about that anymore).
Mommy keeps talking about the Obama guy (hims looks a lot like the neighbor with the big doggie) and Sasha’s new friend (who Mommy is going to marry hims) keeps talking about the McCain guy. Me listens to thems boths, and thems boths sound like they likes those hims more than me. So, I don’t like either of hims. Me thinks the Clinton lady should be the presidents. Her seems like her likes doggies, me even heard from other doggies that hers might be married to a big doggie that was once presidents.
If hers is presidents, then hers would be able to puts in the rules that say you have to inspect doggie foods from the China’s because hers no would want her married to get sick. Hers would also be ables to make sure that doggies would be sprayed an nunered, ’cause hers don’t want to have doggies in heats around the White Houses when hers married there.
Or, better – have the Oprah lady for the presidents. Hers rans stories about puppy mills and makes people want to help doggies. But, hers like the Obama guy – so nevermind.
There, I listended, I can has vote now?
12:01 pm on April 29th, 2008 1
I’m trying my hardest to figure out where your accent is from…….
12:04 pm on April 29th, 2008 2
Me is german shepard, australian cattle doggie, and collie mixed.
1:17 pm on April 29th, 2008 3
Oh my gosh I so need to come over and get some puppy loving from Sasha. I grew up with a German Shepherd/Collie mix and my heart is just breaking looking at her photo. *sigh*
I need a dog.
4:24 pm on April 29th, 2008 4
Dogs cannot vote. Sorry. It’s because you don’t have opposable thumbs. Not my rule. Talk to the founding fathers.
6:05 am on April 30th, 2008 5
Sometimes I forget we’re related and then you go and do something like this to remind me. **Remember that time at Grandmas (the _ seal with a human head). This is like the _ human with a dog head. At least Sasha knows her pupolitics.
9:24 am on April 30th, 2008 6
Sasha, darling, your Mother has a degree in English literature. Ask her to help you out a bit.
1:48 pm on April 30th, 2008 7
Sasha, you’re a very bright doggie, but realize if the Obama guy gets elected, your mommy will be very happy and you might get extra toys and treats!
1:52 pm on April 30th, 2008 8
Rebeccas – me loves giving high-fives and getting belly scrtachins. Please come overs for some?
Patricks – me no thinks that should be cases. There is lots of peoples who votes and theys knows less than me.
Annies – I know you! yous give good sctachins! but weave me alones… this is my post.
Teresas – me never thought that ways… but mes a bitch and Tina Feys says “Bitch is the new black”
3:31 pm on April 30th, 2008 9
Sasha, you are truly the goofiest dog I’ve ever met. (Though I’ve yet to actually meet you.) I think it may have something to do with your human mama.