As the final restitutional measure of her probation, Sasha has agreed to write a blog post on the election this year.
Hi, me is Sasha and me is Melody’s fearless puppy (that is why I don’t tell her ’bout earthquake and aftershocks… but, hers told me not to talk about that anymore).
Mommy keeps talking about the Obama guy (hims looks a lot like the neighbor with the big doggie) and Sasha’s new friend (who Mommy is going to marry hims) keeps talking about the McCain guy. Me listens to thems boths, and thems boths sound like they likes those hims more than me. So, I don’t like either of hims. Me thinks the Clinton lady should be the presidents. Her seems like her likes doggies, me even heard from other doggies that hers might be married to a big doggie that was once presidents.
If hers is presidents, then hers would be able to puts in the rules that say you have to inspect doggie foods from the China’s because hers no would want her married to get sick. Hers would also be ables to make sure that doggies would be sprayed an nunered, ’cause hers don’t want to have doggies in heats around the White Houses when hers married there.
Or, better - have the Oprah lady for the presidents. Hers rans stories about puppy mills and makes people want to help doggies. But, hers like the Obama guy - so nevermind.